Fred:
If I won the Pools, I’d go round the world.
Bert:
Would you? I wouldn’t.
Bert:
Oh, I don’t know. I’d buy a big house with a garden for the wife and kids, I suppose. But it’s difficult to imagine having a lot of money.
Fred:
One thing’s certain. If I had a lot of money, I wouldn’t work any more.
Bert:
Wouldn’t you? What would you do with all that spare time?
Fred:
As I said, I’d go round the world.
Bert:
What would you do after that?
Fred:
Oh, I don’t know. It’d take me a long time to go round the world.
Bert:
It doesn’t sound very exciting.
Fred:
Anyway, we haven’t won the Pools, and we’re not likely to win them. So there isn’t much point in talking about it, is there?
Bert:
I’d be happy if I got a rise.
Fred:
And my wife would be happy if I bought her a mink coat.
Bert:
Well, I’m not likely to get a rise and you haven’t the money for a mink coat, so let’s come down to earth and have another drink.
Bert:
I’ll have a pint of the best.
Fred:
I’d have a Scotch if I were you. We deserve it.
Bert:
All right. Make it a double, will you?